The Zymetrical.com team currently varies from 4-9 employees, depending on season (more specifically, the end of year holiday season & April Fool’s Day). We sell fake dog shit and other crazy products, and lots of it, through our store.

We are based out of Middlesex County VA (Hartfield & Urbanna respectively), which lies right on the Rappahannock river where it meets the Chesapeake Bay. If you look at a map of Virginia, we are right on the eastern most edge of the middle peninsula.

We call it Gods country, and if you have ever been here, you would understand why. There is an world renowned oyster festival that we host every November, you may have heard of it.

If you are interested in learing about the inner workings of our company, you can read this blog. We make stupid videos every now and again, that you can also check out.