Howie Mandell discusses Liquid Ass with Howard Stern
March 16th, 2009 @ 4:03 pm by zymetricHowie discussing his experience with liquid ass. NBC did in fact air the liquid ass prank.
What’s a dog to do
March 9th, 2009 @ 11:33 am by zymetricTo celebrate pico’s recent 15 seconds of fame, we sent a new batch of chickens out and here are the results. More in this flickr set:
Beer Hat Caption Contest
March 5th, 2009 @ 12:48 pm by zymetricHow would you like to win a free beer drinkers hat?
Update: Contest over, winners announced.
Leave your wittiest caption in the comments (below). It is ok to leave more than one caption but only one will be counted, and they should each be left in a separate comment. Comments may not be posted immediately.
Rules & fine print:
Contest ends 3/10/09. At that time we will pick the five funniest captions & request a mailing address from each. Limit one winner per household. Your email address will not be published, but must be valid so that we can contact you. Total prize for the each of the five grand prize winners valued at approximately $15 including shipping. All other losers will receive a discount coupon that can be used towards the purchase of a hat (or anything else we carry). This contest adheres strictly to our privacy policy. Zymetrical, Inc. reserves the right to moderate or delete any comment with excess vulgarity or language that is otherwise deemed offensive. Color and style of hat may vary.
Don’t disappoint us.
2010 Poop Calendar: sneek peek
March 3rd, 2009 @ 2:59 pm by zymetricYes its’ a bit early as these won’t go on sale til August, but the 2010 cover was just completed. This will be the 7th edition, and the funniest yet.
Speaking of poop calendars, have we mentioned 2009’s are almost gone? Strict limit of 5 per customer.
If your phone can fart.. – Bill Maher (video)
February 28th, 2009 @ 4:40 pm by zymetricAlso seen on tv last night, Real Time’s Bill Maher rips into society, starting with the the iFart vs Pull my Finger court case.
The whole bit is funny but this segment starts at 3minute mark, watch the whole tirade all the way until he gets into the snuggie.
Liquid Ass on Howie Do It last night
February 28th, 2009 @ 4:24 pm by zymetricThe infamous Liquid Ass Spray was featured in a sketch on Howie Do It last in last night’s epsiode on nbc. (Unable to embed but you can watch the video. Select chapter 3 — you may have to watch a short ad). That entire skit is a better testimonial than even Howard Stern could provide.
White gloves should have been the clue for the unsuspecting marks sitting in the audience.
An unhappy reaction after exboyfriend wipes it on her leg.
Howie had this chick in tears.
Unlike most perfumes, sintensity gets more potent after time. You can buy your own ass perfume here. (Pssst that discount link takes off an extra 17%, bringing it to $4.08).
Poop For Peace
February 25th, 2009 @ 11:06 am by zymetricIf you plan on pooping Friday April 17th, then why not do it for peace? From poopreport:
The east hates the west. The Christians hate the Muslims. The liberals hate the conservatives. The Sunnis hate the Shiites. All across the globe, the chasm dividing humanity is ever deeper. In all the world’s wars against terror, the distinction of who is perpetrating which depends on what side you ask — so divided are we as a species that we can’t even agree why we’re killing each other…
If this cause moves you then consider joining the official facebook group.
No Child Without A Smile
February 24th, 2009 @ 12:30 pm by zymetricWe are humbled & happy to be supplying noses to Dan Roberts, who through clowns without borders is currently in Jakarta schooling impoverished children in circus workshops. You can read more about Dan’s current mission & travels on his Red Nose Circus blog, where he gives weekly updates (with lots of pictures!)
As mentioned, we are just very humbled to be involved with this worthy cause, even if indirectly. Donations of any size are welcome and can done directly online. Likewise you can simply purchase noses & other discounted clown accessories from us — a portion of which will be donated on your behalf.
Update: The following video was shown on Indonesian Television recently.
Take your rubber chicken to work – finalists
February 20th, 2009 @ 11:29 am by zymetricThe take your rubber chicken to work contest is over, and the finalists are in. Check out the winning entries on the twisted winerys blog. Below is a video one of the finalists shot.
We stock both economy & deluxe 21″ chickens.
Smartbalance Groucho disguise commercial
February 19th, 2009 @ 2:12 pm by zymetricApparently this first aired back in June?, but this morning was the first time zymetric saw it. Embedded below:
